windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.