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(616): View more from Michigan

You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.

(248): View more from Michigan

no

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(734): View more from Michigan

He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry

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(719): View more from Colorado

Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true

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(936): View more from Texas

You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.

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(770): View more from Georgia

i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot

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(513): View more from Ohio

New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.

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(847): View more from Illinois

He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?

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(208): View more from Idaho

My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?

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