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(248): View more from Michigan

windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam

(630): View more from Illinois

no, it is just poor

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(214): View more from Texas

So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.

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(850): View more from Florida

She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.

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(503): View more from Oregon

We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.

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(512): View more from Texas

We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"

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(410): View more from Maryland

I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.

(443): View more from Maryland

What was the rage all about?

(410): View more from Maryland

He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.

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