eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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