Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
