what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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