i need an iv and a liver transplant
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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