U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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