Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
