I just made out with a guy for $7.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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