i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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