You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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