i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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