hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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