I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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