when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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