the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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