What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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