Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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