Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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