I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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