I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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