Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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