I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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