Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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