This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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