Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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