I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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