She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
im holly from the hills drunk
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
This is my gift to your gina
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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