I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I think your dad took our porno
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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