he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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