No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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