I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend