god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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