Whod you bang
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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