I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
