Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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