There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
tell me about the eggs
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