we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Is Oprah even human
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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