one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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