Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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