It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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