White coat. Heels.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I don't think brook has ever known best
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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