I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Who wears a wallet chain?!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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