Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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