He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
we're making bets on your personal life
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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