Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I want to stick my p in your. b.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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