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• (253): View more from Washington

  Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab

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  I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.

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• (631): View more from New York

  OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.

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• (914): View more from New York

  i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue

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• (916): View more from California

  He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.

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• (310): View more from California

  I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*

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  Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me

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• (786): View more from Florida

  When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.

  (337): View more from Louisiana

  I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.

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