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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (813): View more from Florida

  And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.

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  BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?

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