So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.