my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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