How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
