I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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