I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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