Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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