So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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You need a sexual gate keeper
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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