I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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