I'm drive I can fine osifer
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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