no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
