Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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