I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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