a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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