They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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