Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
wow bdsm is so cute
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