How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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