Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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